Comments on: Don’t play golf if you’re too old! http://www.buzzingolf.co.uk/dont-play-golf-if-youre-too-old/9 Swing Your Clubs Tue, 17 Aug 2010 09:25:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Shell http://www.buzzingolf.co.uk/dont-play-golf-if-youre-too-old/9/comment-page-1#comment-1980 Shell Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:22:32 +0000 http://buzzingolf.mu.buzzinflyblog.co.uk/dont-play-golf-if-youre-too-old/9#comment-1980 83 year old I mean 83 year old I mean

]]> By: Shell http://www.buzzingolf.co.uk/dont-play-golf-if-youre-too-old/9/comment-page-1#comment-1979 Shell Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:22:01 +0000 http://buzzingolf.mu.buzzinflyblog.co.uk/dont-play-golf-if-youre-too-old/9#comment-1979 Well look at this lady see is 8 years old!! http://www.howiplaygolf.com/view_video.php?video_id=109 Well look at this lady see is 8 years old!!

http://www.howiplaygolf.com/view_video.php?video_id=109

]]> By: Londongolfer http://www.buzzingolf.co.uk/dont-play-golf-if-youre-too-old/9/comment-page-1#comment-2 Londongolfer Tue, 06 Nov 2007 20:52:54 +0000 http://buzzingolf.mu.buzzinflyblog.co.uk/dont-play-golf-if-youre-too-old/9#comment-2 Seems a bit unfair to me. I don't know that you can just go round banning the elderly for failing to bend, pissing on every bush and yakking on about the War. I love pissing on bushes. Admittely I make some distinction between fluffy and thorny varieties, but I'm not generally folialogically fussy. I get off on the danger. Never mind the thorns and spread the nitrites baby. And, if you've got a lot of piss, why keep it to yourself? Unless of course, you have a catheter. Chatting about the war is also a hobby of mine. If I'm not dressing up and recreating battles, I'm mostly to be found arguing about pincer movements and the improvement of dolphins with atomic missiles. Where would be without the war? Germany, that's where. How else but by chatting about war are we to remind ourselves not to invade Poland? They're always provoking someone. And the sooner we forget, the sooner our politicians will think it's OK to go invading, willy nilly. Just look at that Tony Blair fella, merest hint of a strop and an oily beard and he's off. Hunting for muslims of mass destruction. I just can't ban the elderly from golf. Think about it. What about the knitware? If the elderly don't go outside in inappropriate weather conditions, who will wear all those jumpers? And where will all that lightening go? It has to strike somewhere. If we ban the oldies, we'll have to contend with millions of hot sheep getting electrocuted every five minutes. No, I can't do it. Leave them OAPS alone! Seems a bit unfair to me. I don’t know that you can just go round banning the elderly for failing to bend, pissing on every bush and yakking on about the War.

I love pissing on bushes. Admittely I make some distinction between fluffy and thorny varieties, but I’m not generally folialogically fussy. I get off on the danger. Never mind the thorns and spread the nitrites baby. And, if you’ve got a lot of piss, why keep it to yourself? Unless of course, you have a catheter.

Chatting about the war is also a hobby of mine. If I’m not dressing up and recreating battles, I’m mostly to be found arguing about pincer movements and the improvement of dolphins with atomic missiles. Where would be without the war?

Germany, that’s where.

How else but by chatting about war are we to remind ourselves not to invade Poland? They’re always provoking someone. And the sooner we forget, the sooner our politicians will think it’s OK to go invading, willy nilly. Just look at that Tony Blair fella, merest hint of a strop and an oily beard and he’s off.

Hunting for muslims of mass destruction.

I just can’t ban the elderly from golf. Think about it. What about the knitware? If the elderly don’t go outside in inappropriate weather conditions, who will wear all those jumpers? And where will all that lightening go? It has to strike somewhere.

If we ban the oldies, we’ll have to contend with millions of hot sheep getting electrocuted every five minutes.

No, I can’t do it. Leave them OAPS alone!

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